TGL is Back

The Great Lady is back home at no. 10 Downing Street! Hurrh, hurrh. She can fix our bankrupt nation ones again. She can supporter our armed forces ones again and help us win the war ones again. She can tell the EU where to stick it ones again. She can make Britain a player on the world stage ones again. She can put us back on level terms with America ones again.  She can fix the winter of discontent and broken Britain ones again.

Oww no, news just in, she only there for the afternoon. She is unveiling her official portrait of which David Lloyd George and Winston Churchill are the only two 20th century prime ministers to have the honour and The Great Lady is the first living politician to be given the honour. So we will have to wait till next year for DC to save the UK from another Labours disaster.

Update of iaindale
'Some of the guests were heard joking about holding Gordon Brown hostage and launching a coup there and then. It would not have been difficult. Brown was the only Labour supporter in the room.' If only they did.